【灌水】前台小姐超强的英语水平！有点英语水平的你进来瞅瞅吧。
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
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前台小姐：“Hello.”3 h- T" O+ I3 M8 m
3 v* y% }4 y7 `/ B1 Z老外：“Hi.”
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前台小姐：“You have what thing？”2 p" Q' b$ [5 t4 o6 T
' G6 ^ ^% T5 w: C; W老外：“Can you speak english？”
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前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”, U, k: b+ f# k% v1 P8 \
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老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
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" ^8 o" \" h: G9 G5 G+ d前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”' w' @% t Y! B+ [! O: g
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老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
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前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
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% v; v' {9 H# H7 A- S老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
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0 h( g% G3 i$ T2 r* F; V; p3 y前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come."
